Bloody Brilliant Collar Gripper Mate, Sorted Neckwear!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? Not just any old trinket, mind you. This here's a proper bit of magic, a whisper of the whimsical, a touch of the utterly bonkers. It's got charm, it's got character, it's got more personality than your Aunt Mildred after a sherry. Take it home, plonk it somewhere nice, and watch your life get a right good dash of delightful. Don't be a mug, grab it before it vanishes into thin air. You won't regret it, not one bit.
£7.88
£15.75
